Hot and Sexy Gujju babe Amisha Patel

There are Bollywood debuts, and there are Bollywood debuts made in heaven. The sexy pack of legs and bust seen above – our very own Gujju babe Amisha Patel. And she is also a case study in how to piss it all up!

The London educated Gujju babe Amisha Patel (and it seems she has some fancy gold medal too, in economics – no less) returned to India in order to become part of Hrithik Roshan’s debut film – Kaho No Pyar Hai. Now she is a part of the Bollywood fraternity (and her grandfather Rajni Patel was one of the biggest Congress leaders in Bombay), and thats how she could manage to wry this role. There was also this small fact that the original actress supposed to debut with Roshan Jr had lost patience with Papa Roshan’s time consuming attempt to make the perfect launch vehicle for his son. This made Amisha Patel get into the project.
Now Kaho Na Pyaar Hai was a blockbuster debut (Papa Roshan had spared no lengths to see that his sons acting career dosent go down the drain like his did!) But what happened to Amisha was that she was lost in the movie. While she did try to desperately shake what her mamma gave her, and had no hesitations about letting Junior Roshan handle her bra straps – she just didnt register with the women who had come to see Hritik (and two of him too!). And I dont think many men saw that movie too!

So despite being launched in probably the biggest blockbuster debut to date, Amisha Patel was no better off than if she was launched along with Mithun Chakraborty (or his son Mimoh – now what sort of name is that!) But star struck Amisha immediately had a rip roaring affair with the one and only Vikram Bhat. (How this guy manages to get any women at all amazes me). She fought with her parents over this affair of hers and her personal life headed downhill.

She acted in some films directed by Vikram Bhat, and you can all imagine how those movies worked out. There was some attempt to rekindle her magic with Hritik, but even those attempts didnt get anywhere. So all she was left with was Vikram Bhat (whatever he was good for), some sidey movies (in which she did some sidey roles), and a tag of being one of India’s most lusted after actress. (If you don’t believe me, just read some of India’s message boards, and you will find she is the hottest actress).

But come 2008, and Amisha Patel has managed to turn things around a bit. She has managed to lose a lot of wight (firmed up that bust and reduced those thunder thighs a bit). She managed to finally get rid of her ‘buddy’ Vikram Bhat and lost the prudishness she had managed to acquire while she was with him. That lead her to doing some saucy photoshoots. Also she was involved in the Yash Raj movie – Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic. While her part in the movie was a small one and she was there more to show the body she had acquired, she managed to impress the powers to be at Yash Raj in order to get some more work. And a banner like Yash Raj cant obviously hurt her!

So what do you think guys? What will happen to this sexy packet from Gujarat. Will she fulfil the potential she showed when she first emerged on the scene? Or will she fade into the sunset? Write in, we are looking to hear from you!

Sexy Bollywood Babe Katrina Kaif

There are some people who born into success, there are people who achieve success and then then there are people who have success thrust upon them! In the case of Bollywood – which takes in beautiful and sexy women, puts them through the grind and then spits them out – Katrina Kaif (or Kat as she is popularly known) is a part of the third group!

Katrina Kaif is half Kashmiri and half British, and spent a major part of her life in Britain. She first became successful and noticed as a model (and boy does she have the looks and body for that). Successful campaigns in the ad world and successful stint as a ramp model got her attention from Bollywood. And like countless models before her, she was quick to take it up.

But what makes Katrina Kaif different from the other models who came into Bollywood and went no where is the name Salman Khan. Yes, the same wild child of Bollywood – Salman Khan. Sallu bhai was nursing a heart break (courtesy of Aishwarya Rai) when he became close to Katrina Kaif. Their closeness blossomed into full blown romance.

While Katrina Kaif is no great actress (some would actually call her a terrible actress!), she has the body and the looks to survive in Bollywood. This combined with her proximity of Salman Khan ensured that she would never be out of work! Salman was and is a star with tremdous power at the box office, and his connections in Bollywood were never in question.

But lo and behold, Katrina’s stars were too powerful to be even controlled by Salman. She has somehow managed to act in some of the biggest Bollywood successes at the box office in recent years. Her roster of films in the last year and half include movies like Namastey London, Partner, Welcome, Race and Singh is Kingg – these are all super hit films at the box office (and Welcome can be considered as a blockbuster by any measure).

Her sudden and unexplained success at the box office lead to her being considered a lucky charm by producers – and she is suddenly having films offered to her by some of the biggest banners in Bollywood. Her succcessful pairing with the current ‘Kingg’ of Bollywood Akshay Kumar – has only helped her further her career.

But her sudden success has left her with no need for Salman Khan anymore (or it could always be Salman feeling threatened). This combined with her excessive closeness with Akshay Kumar has lead people to speculate that she could be on her way out of Salman’s life. (Poor guy – it was rumoured that he was actually thinking of proposing marriage to her!!)

Well guys – what do you think? Will Kat be able to continue her superb run at the box office? Will she continue to be most sought after actress in Bollywood? (for roles that dont require much ACTING – heheheh!) Will she continue to be with Salman Khan as his wife or girlfriend, or will she drop him like a hot potato and move on to greener pastures?

Do let us know what you think!

Lovely Bollywood Babe Aishwarya Rai

Do you know the meaning of femme fatale. If not, you can always ask people like Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi. These guys have understood the meaning of femme fatale first hand, have had to go through problems because of the said femme fatale, and even know face problems because of this femme fatale. In the case of Salman and Vivek, the name of this so called femme fatale is Aishwarya Rai.

Aishwarya burst into the scene by winning the Miss World title – and then came into movies with Iruvar (a tamil movie) directed by the great Mani Ratnam. While the film failed to find its feet at the box office, Aishwarya Rai established herself as a recognisable name in the Indian film industry. Despite not being accepted as a great actress or as a star with recognisable star power at the box office, she kept herself in the lime light because of her closeness with Salman Khan (who is widely recognised as the wild child of the Indian film industry). This closeness which developed during the shooting of Sanjay Leela Bansali’s Hum Aapke Hai Kaun – blossomed into full blown romance. But there were problems in the Garden of Eden, and they split up amongst rumours of Ash being ill treated by Salman Khan.

Her split up with Salman was accompanied by her becoming close to Vivek Oberoi – who was a rising star after the wild success of Company and Saathiya. Vivek had established himself as a possible next big thing by back to back successes in an action movie and a romantic movie. Ash’s closeness with Vivek lead to spats between him and Salman Khan – with the action sometimes splilling onto broadsheets and being fodder to the rumour mills. Unfortunately, all this affected Viveks career, and from the sparkling start he had, his career went no where.

Aishwarya detached herself from Vivek and after floating around for some time, she settled down to become Mrs. Abhishek Bachan – thus creating a family with unmatched ad power and star pull in India. Something like this had never been seen in India till now – here we had a array of Amitabh, Jaya, Abhishek and Aishwarya! Aishwarya also started getting better and meatier roles – and endorsements ensured she was always in the center of attention (whether it be in India or on the international scene).

Salman continued his wild child ways – but the specter of Aishwarya seems to haunt him constantly. His recent spat with Shah Rukh Khan seemed to stem from a comment that SRK made on Aishwarya. And for Vivek, his career never recovered – and he keeps going from false start to false start.

This is the story of Bollywood’s femme fatale! So be warned guys!!